🦎 The RPC Middleman in Ethereum
October 2025. It’s Pumpkin Brew Time, baby! Then, one crisp fall day, wallets all across cryptoland just stop connecting. Spinning circles everywhere. DEX interfaces freeze. Degens who thought they were hodling sovereign assets can’t move a single token. Stuck like Chuck, I tell ya. So, what the heck happened? AWS happened, that’s what. More accurately, it stopped happening, with a digital thud. The cloud service that hosts much of the Ethereum infrastructure turned into a big, fat, rotten pumpkin. The blockchains themselves were fine. Ethereum’s consensus layer? Chugging along like always. But the on-ramp, the thing you actually click to interact with your favorite dApps, just croaked. ...